bureaucraticdeath:

I love girly girls that wear bright colors and floral patterns and have long hair

I love androgynous girls with spiky hair that wear baggy jeans and sweaters

I love sweet innocent girls in sundresses with wide eyes and soft voices

I love hardcore girls with tattoos and piercings with attitude

I just love girls  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

complain3r:

the white cat is me and the gray cat is life

gingerbatchman:

i did a thing

fatcattrio:

cat bunny love

corgay:

 

mishasminions:

WHAT IS GOING ON

I NEED TO GO PUNCH A WALL

borlax:

Banana by the each

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

bilbo-swwaggins:

what the fuck these kids were like in 4th grade jesus christ binky stop

nuggetstagram:

fairycockmother:

tonymyturtle:

modernizing:

good night

oh my god

thank u jesus

THIS IS A DAVID KARP PARODY ACCOUNT ARE YOU ALL STUPID OR

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

mercuriesrising:

This is perfect

tomatoterror:

~ATH do us part