TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
classified-idiocy: craftybat: canni8al: xtoxiix: boozledorf: pinkiedash: midnightmysterymeow: angrypteris: jerantheknight: boku-no-neopets: immortalsmoke: owlites: gravityisforsuckers: Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.” THKBNFJS THLAY DG. holy shit THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG. so close. H QUCK BRN...
mirandacosgrove: you’re all boobs
roboboners: Honey you mean HUNKULES
synnesai: It’s ok Dualscar
mistcover: mechadragon: ok guys, repeat after me misgendering people is not okay. misgendering people is not okay. misgendering people is not okay. misgendering people is NEVER okay, and it never will be. so you need to FUCKING STOP THAT SHIT OKAY? misgendering people is not okay. misgendering people is not okay. misgendering people is not okay. misgendering people is not...
On one level, it’s incredible because it does so much of the work for me. When...– Tom Hiddleston talking about wearing his 30 pound leather costume and 8 pound metal helmet in the Avengers (via ukuzihs)
tupacabra: when in doubt, pinky out
textposter2: if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
how to kiss
dodostad: conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill my girlfriend linked me this but she might not realise that i...
keithmorris: i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
vveaboo: the guy in an anime who always has a glare on his glasses and pushes them up when he has something to say
aradiatime: 8tastic: i fucking hate you
highlyhiddlestoned: lokis-boner: HIddle fans,...
candyasslalonde: toujiii: what if i had a dollar for every ship i had what if i got payed minimum wage for every hour i cried over ships?
peregrint: If you’re ever feeling sad just watch this. It will cheer you up.
valeria2067: j-stin: subtrist: help i’m on tumblr and i can’t get off See if this helps. I can usually get off just by looking at this for about fifteen seconds: