16andratchet: boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to venus to get more penis and lesbians go to hell
moraniarty: imagine if you met someone on tumblr and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined with books and boxsets and momentos from all the conventions you attended together and it would all be because you decided to start a dumb blog...
adrians: why are the parents allowing this to continue
shaving23spiders: toon-summoned-skull: people who explain the jokes see what this post is saying is that he doesn’t like it when people explain jokes
Walking with an umbrella in the rain
Expectation Reality You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
ponweiwest: people posting about convention fun that i don’t get to experience
couldve: its a federal crime if you pretend to drunk blog
dokidokinox: harusochinchin: guys with nice hair and glasses more like fuck im me too
barnaboob: we were outside when suddenly a bUNCH OF HOMESTUCKS IN COSPLAY WERE GOING SOME WHERE????? jesus christ I’ve never seen so many homestucks
me in every single restaurant ever: i'll have the chicken fingers
soujizz: what if you said to someone “suck my dick” and they actually did what would you use as a comeback then
pandakatsnstuff asked: JILLY FMK!! >:D (Homestuck) Rose, Equius, Kanaya
malignance: profligatekaizer: malignance: OM LAIHING SO HARD AST sOPONBEREBOBS BUTTSHCEEKS are you high
japanese vs finnish
st-chair: Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking