jotaillustrator:

monamoni:

What the sneef? I’m snorfin’ here!

eebie:

imagine being about to give birth and rushing to go make a croods post about it

tinsil:

ALT

fish logic

mr-frump-in-the-iron-lung:

mr-frump-in-the-iron-lung:

i asked the server to help me out with this and we kinda went overboard lmao

derinthescarletpescatarian:

rabbitindisguise:

sometiktoksarevalid:

Me: what is that it looks just like a pile of worms

(reader, it was a pile of worms)

YEAH WORMS

hellsite-yano:

ampervadasz:

Anger

hitting you fucking hitting you hitting you

catchymemes:

sandersstudies:

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

clownboybebop:

escuerzoresucitado:

Did they let the fucking guy out

saizun:

౨ৎ༉‧₊˚✧ .Pearl, 0444 ، .˓ ִֶָ 𖥔

hobbygilda:

House with a slipped facade located in Margate, United Kingdom.

alleecatblues:

thewolfofthestars:

duncebento:

kibumkim:

finally….feminem

aight what human rights violation have they committed now

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giovanacarol:

Oh Ratigan

mysillycomics:

phroge777:

wonkamaxxing is a diabolical phrase but the fit goes crazy